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    I'm a shy person by nature \u2013 so the idea of being grinded on while being stared at by a room full of spectators was once unthinkable for me.<\/p>\n

    But writing for Daily Star and chatting with people who get their kit off for a living, I figured why not try going to a strip show and seeing what it was like.<\/p>\n

    So I seized my chance when the UK Pleasure Boys had a show at a local social club in Birmingham.<\/p>\n

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    The nude-fest took place at E57 Social Club in Moseley on September 8 which, from the outside, seemed like a bog-standard local boozer.<\/p>\n

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    But what I was about to witness inside couldn't be further from the norm, as I soon realised after taking my unfortunate front row seats.<\/p>\n

    "You're going to get picked on now," my pal Neelam said with a grin as we took our places to wait for the lads to come out.<\/p>\n

    They soon came out donning crisp white Naval uniforms and started grinding to Pony by Ginuwine (a Magic Mike track \u2014 no shockers here).<\/p>\n

    The group, known under their stage names as AJ, Candy Cane, Black Magic and Big Ben, tore off their jackets revealing their flexing muscles before rushing into the audience.<\/p>\n

    They each picked a target from the audience to give a brief lapdance and I mistakenly thought I was safe.<\/p>\n

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    AJ \u2013 who I had spoken to for an exclusive interview the week prior \u2013 stood over me and ran my shaking hands down his body while thrusting against my chest. <\/p>\n

    My face turned red as he pushed my hands over his privates and said: "Stick that in your article."<\/p>\n

    He cheekily stuck his tongue out at the camera before running off to pick someone else. <\/p>\n

    I was shaking from the thrill of it and had no time to recover before the next one came over and performed the same raunchy routine.<\/p>\n

    Once the group number was over, fans were delighted by individual performances from each man with women being dragged up on stage to be part of the act.<\/p>\n

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    There was something for everyone, with the ripped lads dressing in everything from firemen to convicts.<\/p>\n

    Even an elderly lady in her 90s looked like she was loving life as the fellas got their kit off and gave her a lap dance.<\/p>\n

    But nothing could have prepared me for Big Ben's showstopper \u2013 and it soon became clear where he'd got his name from.<\/p>\n

    The man had what can only be described as a 'third leg'. <\/p>\n

    It was so monstrous that when he picked a woman for a lapdance, Neelam turned to me and said: "She looks a bit scared."<\/p>\n

    "So, would I if someone came at me with that thing," I replied. And that was just the first half.<\/p>\n

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    We had seen an array of dongs and hot men giving lapdances but I now was witnessing women being taken up on stage and getting whipped by belt straps and rope.<\/p>\n

    One performer, Demolition, boldly decided to switch things up by having his bum whipped by the audience member.<\/p>\n

    Another stripper, Candy Cane, couldn't get enough of oily lotion.<\/p>\n

    He ran around the room completely starkers with lotion dripping all over his bits.<\/p>\n

    The cheeky lad even came over to whack me on the leg with it, leaving me covered in an obscene-looking liquid.<\/p>\n

    He even came back around and flicked it at me again \u2014 only this time I was left screaming: "It's in my mouth!"<\/p>\n

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    While I found it hysterical, not everyone in the audience did.<\/p>\n

    At the end of the show, a woman came over asking AJ if he had splashed some on her specs as it was "ridiculous" before storming off. <\/p>\n

    I, for one, will definitely be in that splash zone again sometime soon.<\/p>\n