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Wayne Mardle has seen it all in darts – including something he probably wished he hadn't at an exhibition in the Netherlands.
The 50-year-old previously recalled getting more than he bargained for along with fellow former pro, the late Andy Fordham, when a Dutch porn star had them sign his "gargantuan" penis.
In his autobiography, 'Slinging Arrows How (not) to be a professional darts player', Mardle explained how there was even room to spare after he and Fordham had sharpied on the private parts.
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"I was booked at an exhibition and a guy appears; a tanned, beefed-up Adonis of a human being who'd turn any head – female, male, gay, straight – simply by walking into a room," he wrote.
"Turned out, according to my new Dutch friends, this chap was a famous male porn star who also happened to love darts. Later on he'd had a few drinks. We'd been entertaining the crowd, and to be fair I wasn't exactly sober.
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"Inevitably, his penis came up, so to speak. Eventually, he went: 'You should sign my penis!' I laughed of course, quipped that I'd just grab a pen, and jokingly made as if to reach round to my jacket pocket to get a sharpie.
"By the time I've turned back this gentleman had unfurled – and there really is no other way of describing the ceremony of that moment – an appendage of truly gargantuan proportions.
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"'Wayne,' he said solemnly. 'Sign my penis.' Andy Fordham was sitting across from us. We exchanged a glance. Andy simply shrugged, as if to say, 'When in Holland…'"
"And so, crowd-pleaser that I am, I popped my signature on there. In fact there was so much room that Andy ended up putting his own name down as well. Our full names, too, with room to spare."
Popular commentator Mardle is back on duty in the commentary box at the Paddy Power World Championship, which got underway last night.
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